What's he thinking? {toilet paper}

Cottonelle

My husband thinks we go through toilet paper too quickly.  I think it's just right.

My husband thinks five squares is enough to do your big business.  I think that's terribly inadequate.

My husband was a Marine who deployed three times (once with the Marine Corps, twice as a contractor).  He went days without basic hygiene, had to do his big business in a bag at small FOBs, and was happy when packages from home contained baby wipes and mini rolls of TP.

I like my creature comforts.  I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on the usage of TP.