My husband thinks we go through toilet paper too quickly. I think it's just right.
My husband thinks five squares is enough to do your big business. I think that's terribly inadequate.
My husband was a Marine who deployed three times (once with the Marine Corps, twice as a contractor). He went days without basic hygiene, had to do his big business in a bag at small FOBs, and was happy when packages from home contained baby wipes and mini rolls of TP.
I like my creature comforts. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on the usage of TP.